We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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