I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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