New invention idea: vibrating tampons
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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