...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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