dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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