it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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