I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
NoShamevember. You game?
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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