The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
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