he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Randomize
