So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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