if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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