yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
