I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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