One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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