If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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