YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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