Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
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