Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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