piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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