Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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