I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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