Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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