spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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