We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Randomize
