Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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