I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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