Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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