when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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