your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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