I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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