did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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