I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
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