Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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