I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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