Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
She said her name was "party"
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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