I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
that's an acceptable place to lick
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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