You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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