Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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