Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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