i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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