I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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