I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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