The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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