you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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