Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
You're like the curious george of whores
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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