So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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