I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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