Rock
Scissors
Fuck
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
