This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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