the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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