what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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