No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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