just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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